Magic Potions

I have discovered two little treasures recently, and because I’m very nice, I wanted to spread the good word.


Nivea’s Goodbye Cellulite Gel-Cream
I workout like crazy, and I’m actually thrilled with the definition in my legs right now. But those strong glutes and hamstrings are still speckled with some cellulite, and there isn’t much that exercise can do about that. I started using this stuff a few weeks ago, and I can honestly say I see an improvement. And it’s pretty cheap, compared to other cellulite snake oils, so you have nothing to lose! If, however, you think I’m going to share before and after pictures of my dimpled ass, then you’re too crazy to be my friend anymore. Shoo. Go on. Get out of here.

Dancing Willow Herbs Pleasuring Balm
I stepped into the cutest little herb shop while on vacation in Durango, Colorado. I felt like I was Claire Fraser gathering medicaments at the local apothecary. But when I came across a little jar with the label of Pleasuring Balm, I was too curious to not try it. Again, I’m not going to give you any details of the product’s efficacy (yes, it is for exactly what you think it is for), but I will assure you that it was well worth the $8 I spent. It’s like the gift that will keep on giving…over and over…and over… and over again.